GOLF GOD MURRAY OUTDRIVES HATTON! Ex-slam king crushes pros at Dunhill Links with single-digit handicap – but whispers: Is this his savage tennis revenge fantasy? 🏌️♂️💥
The Dunhill Links pro-am isn’t supposed to be traumatic for actual tour pros. Then Andy Murray showed up with a 6-handicap and a vendetta.
Playing with Callum Schulman at St Andrews, Murray striped a 325-yard drive on the 12th at Kingsbarns that left Tyrrell Hatton, his pro partner for the week, open-mouthed. Hatton, a man who makes £200k a year hitting golf balls, turned to the gallery and deadpanned, “I thought he was retired, not reborn.”
Murray shot rounds of 68-70-67, finishing the celebrity division at 13-under, beating actors, ex-cricketers, and at least three touring pros who’d rather not be named. His lag putting was described as “disgustingly good,” his short game “borderline cheating for an amateur.” One observer whispered that Murray’s swing looks suspiciously like someone who spent fifteen years perfecting hip rotation and explosive torque.
The best part? Every time he outdrove a pro, he gave the same tiny, murderous smile he used to reserve for Djokovic match points. Rumor has it he’s already booked range time with Butch Harmon and quietly entered Q-school for the seniors in five years. The tennis world is terrified: imagine peak Murray intensity applied to fairways. Hatton summed it up after the final round: “If he’d picked up a golf club instead of a racket, we’d all be working in sports shops right now.”
