HOT SAUCE HEIR VS. KNIGHT DAD! Brooklyn skips Sir David’s big honor to hawk condiments – Nicola’s “misinfo lawyer” hired: Is this the spiciest family betrayal yet? 🌶️🔥
The hottest thing in the Beckham orbit right now isn’t Brooklyn’s new habanero blend; it’s the family feud. While Sir David received his knighthood from Prince William on
November 19, Brooklyn was 5,000 miles away filming a TikTok pouring “Brooklyn’s Burner” over chicken wings. Caption: “Some moments are too hot to miss.” The internet read it as shade and
lost its mind.
Then the plot thickened: Nicola quietly retained a top London “misinformation lawyer” (the same one who repped Johnny Depp) to monitor “false narratives” about the couple.
Translation: any story claiming they’re estranged from David and Victoria is now potential libel territory. The lawyer’s first move? A polite letter to three British tabloids requesting “retractions”
over headlines calling Brooklyn’s no-show “disrespectful.”
David, ever the diplomat, told friends he’s “proud of Brooklyn’s hustle” but privately seethes that his son chose hot sauce over history. Victoria is reportedly “done pretending” and has
unfollowed a Peltz cousin who posted the wing video. Brooklyn’s team insists the clash was “genuine scheduling,” but when your father is being knighted for services to football and
you’re launching a condiment line that retails for £15 a bottle, priorities speak louder than lawyers. The sauce may be mild; the betrayal is five-alarm.
